Why we were created?
There is a positive correlation between miles of border wall built and the demand for large ladders. was created to meet that demand.

Is this a joke?
No, our creator spent over 300 hours building out The site is live, but we currently only have 3 of 4 revenue streams active (clothing, referring to Amazon, and this GoFundMe). 

Is the website live? 
Yes, feel free to check it out

So why the GoFundMe? 

1Work on creating our own product line.
We only take in 5.5% of the revenue from Amazon. With our own product line, we could take in close to 40%.  The startup costs to manufacture/white label our own products is expensive, and debt is scary. 

2) Securing office space
Currently, all the LLC mail goes to the founder's parent's house.

3) Advertising to potential customers who are looking for ladders.
We need videos and they are not cheap. 

Additional info: 

Why is the site called
Alliteration will help with brand awareness, and the domain was also only $3. 

Where will we be located? is currently located in Phoenix, Az. We might invest in a Trump Tower office for the irony. 

Target Marketplaces? aims to sell through both its website and


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Jake Arredondo 
Tempe, AZ
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