I threw a huge Halloween party and someone very ungrateful and rude stole my computer and all of my chargers for my phone and computer. I would be beyond grateful if even you could only chip in a dollar. I take only online classes for college and without a laptop I'm honestly screwed. Also, the photo is me giving the stank eye to the A-hole who stole from me---I hope you're happy.
Even if you can't chip in, thanks for coming and having fun (unless you are the person who stole from me, then u can go jump off a cliff---thanks!)