I need a new Versace jacket

Gday, my name is Marky. I am an Australian poet and live musician. Three of my gigs have been cancelled due to the covid. I am now forced to sell my organic bum hairs to buy this new Versace jacket. I need another inanimate object to survive another day and appease my eternal dissatisfaction living amongst wild animals. Please donate everything you have. I assure you my bum hairs were grown organically with no harsh chemicals or poisonous pesticide petrochemical contaminates. This is a unique opportunity as my musical gift has surpassed all other artists before and after all time. The hairs will be sent to the highest bidder only. Thank you and godspeed.

La Bum Hair evidence ready to ship anywhere in the world
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Versace velvet leopard bomber jacket
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Versace velvet leopard bomber jacket (front view)
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Versace
Velvet leopard bomber jacket
It's okay to have a wild side. Versace keeps it alive with this brown and black velvet leopard bomber jacket. Be fierce. Featuring a leopard print, a funnel neck, a front zip fastening, long sleeves, front pockets and a ribbed hem and cuffs.

Made in Italy

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Melbourne, VIC
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