Dear Internet,

Most people on here are raising money for noble causes. Me? I’m raising money for a sports car I definitely can’t justify… but absolutely deserve. Imagine the look on people’s faces when I roll up and say: “Yeah, random strangers on the internet paid for this.”

That’s history. That’s culture. That’s art.

Here’s the plan: if enough of you legends toss in, I’ll actually pull this off and daily that bad boy.

It’s stupid, it’s funny, it’s glorious — and with your help, it’s going to happen.

Donate a buck or a couple grand. Be a hero. Fund a Porsche.

Please keep in mind that there are no rewards whatsoever for donating.

PS: If this fails, I’ll buy a beer. But at least we can say we tried :)

PJH