Hilda Swandumper Needs A Facelift

Me being the younger and prettier sister has driven dear Hilda to distraction.  She has decided to take herself to the auto body shop and have major work done....
And now in all seriousness...Hilda isn’t just a bright light in all of our Internet lives...laugh out loud funny and supremely irreverent...Hilda is a friend to many of us.  And his real persona, Joseph Mandel is struggling a bit.  A downturn in his antiques business has caught him off guard.  So without his permission (I owe her for my childhood tortures) I thought I’d reach out to ALL his internet friends and mine...and see if we could chip in a little each to get him over the rough patch.  The goal is $2500.  That will keep him from eviction, his business EBay account open....and the internet going so we ALL get our daily Hilda.   If I were more flush I’d give him the whole amount.  But since I’m not, I’m willing to throw in a bit myself and ask my friends and fellow fans to help. Won’t you?  Because if you can’t...she’ll be back teaching young ladies deportment at Miss Porters.  And isn’t one Hilda enough?   Come on guys...as we sisters say...Christian Charity and all.  Help a bit.  Thanks.  A little can change the fortunes in more ways than one!