Helping Real Betis make Antony a Green and White Goat

Dear football fans, Betis supporters, and believers in misunderstood GOATs:

Antony doesn’t belong in the grey skies of Manchester. He wasn’t born to warm the bench at Old Trafford. He was made for joy, for flair, for sun-drenched afternoons in Seville. He was made for Real Betis Balompié.

That’s why we’re launching the most ambitious (and slightly insane) crowdfunding mission in football history:

Let’s raise $25,000,000 USD to buy Antony Matheus dos Santos from Manchester United — and bring him to the only club that will truly appreciate his genius: Real Betis Balompié.

It might sound impossible. But we’ve done the math:

• If 2.5 million fans donate $10, we make it.

• If 1 million believers donate $25, he’s ours.

• If you’re reading this and smiling, you’re already part of the dream.

We want to see Antony dancing samba at the Benito Villamarín.

We want to see him turn memes into magic.

We want to give him the home he deserves.

Let’s make history. Let’s bring the GOAT where he belongs.

Support the cause. Share it with your friends, your WhatsApp group, your abuela.

Because at Betis, everyone is welcome — even misunderstood GOATs.

Viva el Betis. Viva Antony.

Note: This is a fan-made campaign with no official affiliation to Real Betis or Manchester United. All funds will be returned if the club does not agree to proceed with the transfer.

Disclaimer: This is a fan-initiated and unofficial crowdfunding campaign created purely for entertainment and community engagement purposes. We are not affiliated with Real Betis Balompié, Manchester United Football Club, Antony Matheus dos Santos, or any agents, clubs, players, or official organizations involved in professional football.

The purpose of this campaign is to demonstrate fan support in a humorous and creative way. The collected funds are not guaranteed to result in the successful transfer of the player mentioned, nor do we claim to have any authority or influence over player transfers or club decisions.

All donations are considered voluntary and are made with the understanding that:

• There is no guarantee that Real Betis or Manchester United will accept or engage in any discussions regarding this proposal.

• If the total campaign goal is not reached, or if the clubs do not participate in negotiations, all funds will be donated to a specified public charity.

• No funds will be kept for personal use or profit.

We do not use any official logos, trademarks, or copyrighted materials belonging to any club, league, or player. Any references to names or likenesses are used solely for parody and satirical purposes under fair use principles.

By donating to this campaign, you acknowledge that this is a symbolic, unofficial initiative with no formal connection to any football organization, and you agree to the terms outlined above.