Help White House Staffers Quit

A GoFundMe to split between every staffer that quits before December 19th.

I hope every White House staffer, valet, butler, cleaner, gardener and cook quits today and leaves the administration in the cold for the next three months.

This fund will be split amongst any and all current White House staffers that come forward and quit their jobs between now and December 19th.

If this fund reaches its goal I will reach out to the White House Office of the Chief of Staff as well as release a press release and contact members of the press with information for staffers to contact me and claim these funds. They will have to provide proof of employment and other details needed that will go through a verification vetting process via a third party employment verification agency to prevent fraudulent claims being made.

If I am unable to garner a response from the WHOCS  then I will inform members of the press of the success of the fundraiser and get put in touch with members of the White House Press Corps. Press releases will be issued and potentially an ad spot in DC, just depending on the overall success of this campaign.  If for whatever reason no staffers come forward to claim this fund then all of it, less any press and ad costs, will be donated and split between the ACLU, the Southern Poverty Law Center, and the CDC Foundation.  All transactions will be made publicly available in an effort to maintain transparency and public trust in this campaign. A report at the end of this campaign will be generated and emailed off to all participating donors.

If this campaign goes viral, which it seemingly has the potential to do given its first day results, then the press surrounding it will hopefully be decent enough for staffers to become organically aware of it. If not and no one legitimate comes forward then media pushes will be made to contact them. If at that point still no one comes forward to claim it then said donation to the nonprofits will ensue.

Once all claimants have come forward by the 19th of December and all claims have been verified and found to be accurate, the fund will be distributed evenly amongst staffers either via electronic payment or through physical checks mailed to them.

I'm Andrew Lazar. You may remember me from such social experiments as the Suspend The Pres Twitter experiment and I endorse this message.


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Andrew Lazar 
Phoenix, AZ
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