Help produce an awesome 2020-related product

I’m James and I invent things. I have a great idea for a unique product that involves creating a fun mystery related to the strangeness of 2020. It’s got a preplanned Viral marketing campaign and lots of options for growth and expansion. Multiple trusted individuals have already expressed extreme confidence in this idea. The purpose of this fundraiser is to get me 200 bucks to get a patent pending on this so I can prevent the idea from being stolen. Once I do that, I can deploy a kick starter asking for 75K in funding. I also have other possible funding sources. The other 1500 that I’m trying to raise is for a legitimate company to do a professional business plan and match me with their funding sources.