Help me pay off the last pay day loan I'll take

Hi, my name is Christopher Snowhill, and I've let myself apply for a payday loan on several occasions now when I needed money. I want to make it my last time, and I want to pay it off early. I need $500 to pay it off in one go, on top of the $320 I usually pay every month, or I'm on the hook for over $300 each month for the next four months. And that sucks. So help me out if you can. You're doing a service to the Open Source projects I still work on irregularly. You will help me have money to buy nice things, something I've greatly missed.