Help Me Regenerate Land, Feed Families, and Build a Real Food Revolution — Eat Fruits, Not Ass

Hey, I’m Joshua Sanchez — a soil-obsessed, fruit-loving, future farmer on a mission to heal the land, grow real food, and reconnect people with where nourishment truly comes from. And yes, I’ll say it loud and proud:

Eat fruits, not ass.

Because our health, the health of the planet, and the future of our food system depend on real, living food — not trends, not gimmicks, and definitely not ultra-processed junk. Let’s get back to what’s real.

Join Me in Building Free Food Farms in the Northeast U.S.

Picture this:

A network of regenerative farms across the Northeast, growing healthy, nutrient-dense food—not for profit, but for people who need it most. No price tags. No barriers. Just real food, grown with love, shared freely.

I’m raising $28 million to kickstart 3–4 fully operational farms in underserved communities. These farms will not only feed families but will also restore soil health, create jobs, and empower future generations. Here’s how you can be part of the solution.

The Problem:

Our soils are dying.

Chemical farming has destroyed soil biology and stripped out minerals. Most of the fruits and vegetables we eat today are nutrient-depleted — they look pretty but don’t actually nourish us.

When the soil dies, everything above it suffers:

Weak plants

Nutrient-poor food

Dead ecosystems

‍⚕️ Sick people

Why This Matters:

• Over 42 million Americans face food insecurity.

• Many food pantries are forced to rely on processed or shelf-stable food.

• A lot of rural and urban neighborhoods lack access to fresh, healthy produce.

• Regenerative agriculture can heal our soil, restore biodiversity, reduce emissions, and grow nutrient-rich food at scale.

I believe good food is a human right — and that’s why I’m building free food farms that will give away healthy, real food forever.

The Solution:

I’m building regenerative farms that bring the soil back to life and put nutrient-dense food on real people’s plates.

How?

Restoring Soil Biology through compost, fungi, and living microbes

Remineralizing the Land with trace minerals for real nutrition

No-Till, Chemical-Free Practices to build soil health and protect biodiversity

Growing Fruit Trees & Crops that heal us from the inside out

This is ecosystem healing, not just organic farming.

What Will the Funds Support?

We’re raising $28 million to regenerate the land and build sustainable farms. Your donation will go toward:

• $10.5 million — Buying farmland in NJ, PA, ME, and VT

• $4.5 million — Building infrastructure (barns, compost systems, irrigation, fencing)

• $3.5 million — Investing in soil health and equipment (tractors, compost, cover crops)

• $4.2 million — Hiring local workers and educators to empower communities

• $1.5 million — Funding distribution to shelters, pantries, and homes

• $800,000 — Offering education on regenerative farming practices

• $3 million — Expanding land, providing emergency funding, and matching grants

Every dollar goes directly toward healing the land and growing clean, nutrient-dense food. This is a long-term investment in our food system and our future.

What’s in It for You?

By supporting this campaign, you’re helping:

✅ Feed thousands of families — for free

✅ Regenerate over 2,000 acres of land

✅ Create jobs and train workers in sustainable agriculture

✅ Show the world what a post-profit food system can look like

This is about lasting systems, not short-term relief.

Why “Eat Fruits, Not Ass”?

Because we’ve lost sight of what really matters. People are chasing quick fixes and empty calories, while the soil beneath us crumbles.

Eating fruits means:

✅ Eating for nourishment

✅ Living in connection with the earth

✅ Choosing vitality over vanity

It’s cheeky, yes — but rooted in truth. We need food that nourishes us, not just fills us up.

What You Can Do:

• Donate — Every dollar helps. You’re planting the seeds of change.

• Share — Spread the word to friends, family, or organizations that care about food justice.

• Partner with me — If you’re a nonprofit, chef, food bank, or landowner, let’s collaborate.

• Volunteer — Join us in building or supporting the community efforts on-site.

Who Am I?

I’m a soil-obsessed future farmer and food justice advocate creating scalable, regenerative food systems. This project is 100% nonprofit, with no corporate backing — all the food grown will be given away to those who need it most. Together, we can build a better food system.

Let’s Grow This Together.

Thank you for supporting real food, real soil, and real change. Every action you take brings us closer to a world where food is a right, not a privilege.

And remember…

Eat fruits, not ass.

With gratitude and dirty hands,

Joshua Sanchez

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