Help John Buy Deodorant Foh His Stanky Self!

We been knowing that John Ross-Courtney Grobmyer III smells like raw eggs and anchovies. As his suite mate, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! Every morning I wake up and want to vomit. Even after he showers (which is like one a month) he still smells the same. Living as his suite mate has been terrible from the first day, and I need a solution. It has come to my attention that John hasn’t touched his toothpaste, shampoo, deodorant, cologne, etc.. I don’t know if this is because he is worried about having to buy more and he is just saving it or what, but it needs to stop now. Please help me and the rest of walker 5 raise enough to supply this stinky man with cleaning items ASAP. Thank you.
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