Help Grandma come to the promised land.......
Now you have done it dear kids, grandkids and assorted pets, i am left with no other option but to appeal to all of my family's good intentions and ask to be funded for the 3 months trip back to you'all for the purposes of making you laugh, watching your kids, shopping with you, cooking for you and being an all round great if not the greatest granmaa' you can think of..........
offering myself in person complete with supperior, cooking, cleaning, laundry and babysitting services........sadly i can currently not finance the trip by myself, so here is my go-fund-me page for any and all to contribute......needed are €euro 3500 or the equivalent in US$ for the 3 months i am going to be there, all else i can manage.
Thanks in advance for contributing.....
Here are the specifics:
1 day per week is needed for personal gooming and catching up on personal sleep requirements
Each donation entitles you to a percentage of my time, split up according to the grand total i.e. 6 days at 24 hours times the weeks i am in the US which will be 11.
Ergo 6 days x24 hours x11 weeks = 1584 hours
The needed €3500 if divided by 1584 hours. Ideally donated in blocks of 24 hours, so each €52.80 entitles the donor to a 24 hour period of granny time.............expected will be the serving of food items as granny sees fit.......cooking time and services included on my end......tip's NOT included!!
lets get this show on the road, its only 2 months til i am supposed to be on a plane and the plane tickets dont buy themselves....
love Granny Sue
PS: if the calculations are off, err on the plus side please.......thanks a bunch.....hugs and kisses.....