**Let’s Get Lucas a PS5 Before He Turns 20 and Crumbles Into Dust**

Hey babes,

So here’s the tea: Muneerah, had a genius idea (as usual). Our bestie Lucas is turning 20 soon—*yes*, twenty. Like, one foot in the grave, no more teen drama excuses, officially vintage.

Lucas has been a rock in all of our lives. He’s sweet, hilarious, and puts up with our nonsense on a daily basis. He deserves the world, or at the very least, a PS5. Sadly, we are all broke and emotionally unstable, so we thought: why not emotionally manipulate the internet into helping?

This boy has been dreaming of a PS5 for years now, and we think it’s high time the dream became reality. We want to surprise him on his birthday with the console of his gamer dreams so he can scream, cry, and throw up (in a good way).

So if you’ve ever felt joy, had a friend you love, or just want to support some chaotic queers (and Munee) trying to do a nice thing—*donate*. Even ~$5 helps, and if you’re poor like us, a share goes a long way too.

Let’s make this iconic. Let’s make Lucas scream. Let’s make Jeff Bezos jealous of our generosity.

With love, delusion, and zero dollars,

Please help Lucas’s birthday dreams come true.

(this was chat gpt) lukie i love you