Let’s get one thing straight:

Nope. I’m just out here doing the most unprofitable thing possible in 2025:

Being a decent human.

I help people when I can. I teach what I know. I actually give a damn.

And trust me — that doesn’t come with brand deals or viral payouts.

Meanwhile, the internet keeps throwing mountains of money at public disasters.

Yell something awful in a Target parking lot? $200K.

Get kicked out of a Dave Portnoy bar? Here’s 15 grand in legal fees and a podcast invite.

So here’s my pitch:

Let’s reward someone for not being a flaming trainwreck.

If this campaign raises $500K, I won’t buy a Lambo. I won’t move to a crypto island.

I’ll do something even crazier:

Use it to dedicate my life to helping people, creating useful stuff, teaching freely, and giving without burning out or going broke.

It’s not flashy. It’s not messy.

It’s just good.

All I’m asking for is this: $1 and a share.

Seriously.

Not $100. Not even $5.

Just one dollar — the kind you forget in a vending machine — and a share to keep it rolling.

If 500,000 people toss in $1, it’ll mean literally nothing to them…

But it would mean everything to me.

Now, if you’re feeling spicy and want to donate more — hey, don’t let me stop you.

Want to give $5? $50? A cool $1,000 because you like rooting for underdogs?

Do it. You’ll be my hero and my algorithm booster.

But really:

$1 and a share. That’s the ask. That’s the experiment.

Let’s see if the internet can make something good go viral — for once.

Donate because I didn’t get canceled.

Donate because I’m not a menace.

Donate because… it’s a damn dollar.

Let’s flip the script.

Why $25,000?

Honestly? I’d love to raise half a million — because that would let me help so many more people, full-time, no burnout.

But we’ll start small. $25K lets me stop trading every ounce of energy for a buck and start focusing on real impact.

And if this thing takes off? Don’t worry — I’ll raise the goal, keep the updates coming, and double down on paying it forward.