Get Sean a Microphone

Our Friend Sean has no voice. Let us help him find his.

Sean has long become a digital Vagrant due to lacking a Mic in these troubled times. His old bare, copper wire, U-boat headset mic finally died after a long overdue and malingering illness. Please consider donating a small scrap of money to this poor lad so he can use modern equipment rather than prototypes from Edison.

The funds will be used to buy Sean a nice microphone and ship it too him.  We need these funds soon as possible to avoid the entropy of loneliness that 3/5 Americans face.

This support would help us, Sean's friends, hangout and play games regularly without Text to Speech (TTS) chat exploding everywhere.

Not only will you have the gratitude of Sean and his friends, but our scores online gaming will suffer less too.

Yes, this is somewhat of a Joke. Yes, your going to contribute anyways.


  • Garrett Howe 
    • $5 
    • 3 mos
  • Zachary Dethlefs 
    • $5 
    • 3 mos
  • Nicholas Granato 
    • $10 
    • 3 mos
  • alex rivelli-keagbine 
    • $5 
    • 3 mos


Neil McCafferty 
Spokane, WA
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