Hearse Vs. Elk; The Barnabas' Fund

On October 6, my hearse fell victim to a suicidal adult elk. Thankfully and miraculously, everyone in the car made it out without a scratch but poor Barnabas was killed instantly. He gave his life for ours. He was more than just a hearse, he was a member of the family, loved by all, and mainly a source of revenue as the basis for my limo business. He was fully covered but, being a 20 year old Cadillac, isn't worth enough as a total insurance loss to be easily replaced. 
 I'm starting this because a perfect replacement has been found that would allow me to be back driving the happy people, who think it's an incredible blast to be chauffuered around in a hearse, as soon as possible.