Flabbercasters Sophomore Release

*poof*
Oh dear heavens, thank goodness you're here. 

Baltimore's favorite Wizard-Pop band, Flabbercasters, has forgotten the alchemy spell! Now they must rely on donations to fund their second studio release, "Syphilis Totalus."

Will you help them?
   
    "Shut up and take my money!"
    "Pssh. No."
> "What does my donation go towards?" <

Your donation will contribute to recording/studio costs, cover art, physical CDs, and a new merch line. 

    "Cool, I'm in."
    "Wizard-pop, shmizard pop, get a life."
> "When do you need it by?" <

Our recording dates are in mid-March so ASAP.

    "Sweet, here's 1k gp. (Give 1k gp)"
    "I'm new. (Lie)"
> "Yeah, but what's in it for me?" <

We cannot offer any physical incentives for donations at this time, however, if you catch us live/in-person and have proof of contribution, I'm sure a quest reward will present itself. 

    "IDC, I like you. A million times, yes."
    "What are you gonna do if I say no? Turn me into a newt?"
> "Can I be a wizard too?" <

You can be! Just listen to first album "Coitus Interruptus," available everywhere... or swish and click this link. 

> https://flabbercasters.bandcamp.com <

    "Wow you guys are awesome!"
> "I hate this get me out of here. (Teleport)" <
    "Wow, you really are a wizard band. Do you watch F is for Family?"

(Leaving area)

*poof*
Oh dear heavens, thank goodness you're here. 

Baltimore's favorite Wizard-Pop band, Flabbercasters, has forgotten the alchemy spell! Now they must rely on donations to fund their second studio release, "Syphilis Totalus."

Will you help them?

Your donation will contribute to recording/studio costs, cover art, physical CDs, and a new merch line. 

> "Oh dear god." <