Sydney has a dream. Unfortunately, her dream involves living in a home overrun by an ever-growing squad of judgmental, fur-shedding, tuna-demanding cats. Currently, Sydney is the proud cat mom of 19 (yes, 19) feline friends, each with a personality bigger than their combined destruction of her couch.

Sydney’s life is now entirely dictated by the whims of cats named things like Mr. Snuffles III and Cleocatra. She can’t go on vacation because “Sir Pawsalot doesn’t like substitutes.” She hasn’t had a full night’s sleep in months because one of them—probably Meowdolf—decided the middle of the night is a perfect time to sing the song of their people.

That’s where you come in. Sydney needs your help. Not for herself, but for the feline empire threatening to overthrow her sanity.

Funds will be allocated to:

• Litter Mountain Maintenance: 19 cats, 1 human, and too much…you know.

• Cat Tower to the Heavens: The current one is a nice starter home, but these cats demand luxury.

• A Personal Chef: (For the cats, obviously. Sydney will continue living on microwave burritos.)

• Weed

Stretch Goal: A professional intervention for Sydney where experts gently explain that “having a pet” does not mean adopting an entire colony.

Donation Tiers:

• $10: Sydney will send you a picture of her cats giving you the side-eye you deserve.

• $50: You get to name one of Sydney’s next rescue cats. (The only rule is no repeats of “Fluffy.”)

• $100: Sydney will knit you a scarf out of the cat fur she collects weekly.

Let’s help Sydney turn her house from a feline frat party back into a home. Because right now, the cats are in charge, and frankly, they’re terrible landlords. Donate today before she adopts cat #20 and officially becomes that lady!