Each year, through no fault of their own, hundreds of retired Colonels are forced to get a haircut at the pentagon barbershop.

These loyal government employees are too brainwashed to realize that $20 is an unreasonably low price for 30 minutes of undivided attention and utilization of sharp, precise tools.

Worse yet, these same Deep State enablers are unwilling to acknowledge they look like a midwestern state trooper with mild alopecia. They will force close colleagues into awkward exchanges by innocently asking “So how does it look? Not bad right?”.

Some will show pity and lie, while others will simply avoid the topic altogether. Those few who honestly say “dude, I don’t know what to say, you got what you paid for” will get bewildered sad puppy dog eyes in return.

But there is hope.

Together we can get Keith a respectable haircut that doesn’t require us to lie or feel bad.

A waterfall starts with a single drop…

Be the change you want to see in the world….