"Beer"... the very word will send a tingling, delightful sensation throughout your body. Truly the nectar of the gods, beer has no equal in the liquid realm. It quenches thirst, it refreshes, it restores one's vitality. Some say it even grants courage. If Jesus Christ himself had not bestowed upon us this great gift, we would be eternally damned; our sins would never be forgiven. We would be five world wars deep. We would have never reached the moon (yes, the first shuttle was piloted drunkenly). The world as we have come to know it would be remarkably different without beer. More likely than not, we would be in a dark age of mental clarity, health, and productivity. There is no way to properly articulate how much beer means or what all it has done for mankind. With that being said, the best I can offer is, "Cheers."
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