We Need A Christmas Miracle!

Help us reunite Tara with her belongings in time for the holidays!

We are asking for help raising enough money to ship Tara's possessions back to Portland, Oregon. Donate and know that you helped make a Christmas Miracle happen!

 Our dear friend Tara was almost swallowed whole by the devil state known as Michigan. (No offense to Michiganders, but if you search your hearts you will know it to be true.) Thankfully, Tara is back in Oregon; but, due to vehicle trouble, nearly everything she owns is currently stranded in Georgia. 

Currently, Tara is living out of her suitcase, which isn't exactly ideal. She has used up her moving funds to their fullest, and we would like to help with this last part of her Oregon Trail adventure. 

Tara does not know we are doing this fundraiser!
This is intended to be a surprise miracle. Any questions can be directed to me, Jessica Lynch-Jonely, via this gofundme page. We appreciate your discretion. 

Hell, maybe they’ll make a made-for-TV movie about this! It could be called All I Want For Christmas is to Get the Fuck out of Michigan. That's pretty fucking inspirational. 

So if you have a few spare dollars burning holes in all your pockets, please consider helping us do this nice thing for a wonderful person. 

The Christmas Miracle Committee

P.S. Don't forget this is a strictly secret mission, so no telling!
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    • $50 
    • 46 mos
  • Kelly Danielson 
    • $50 
    • 46 mos
  • Anonymous 
    • $100 
    • 46 mos
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    • $50 
    • 46 mos
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    • $101 
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Jessica Lynch-Jonely 
Oregon City, OR
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