Buy the lizard man some decent sheets

I have made a lot of new friends very concerned with my lack of sheets. I want to invite them to take part in a social experiment to buy me designer brand sheets to see if it will improve my blindingly selfish disposition to neglect bedding, and be worth putting on.
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