Help Bruno Raise Some Healthy Hooters

Hey, so check it out. I know that I am not much of a squawker when sh*t goes south, however, things are a bit out of my hands right now and I need a little help from my friends.

Back in March I was diagnosed with early stage breast cancer. BOO. Well, early is good news,  so they melon-balled that outta me and said it was contained. THEN, they (the doctors) suggested I get this genetic test done cause us Bruno's have a sordid past. I took it and they made me wait 6 weeks (bet Angelina Jolie didn't have to wait that long) and told me to "come in for the results". We all know what that means. Long story sorta still long, I am positive for the BRCA 1 cancer gene mutation and that makes the chances of recurrance for breast and ovarian cancer like a jillion times worse. 

So, I am going to have 2 serious surgeries comin at me and doctors say I will be down for the count for a bit of time. If a printer ain't printin' how a printer gunna live?
Since I have no trust fund, husband, or meth lab, I am suckin up my pride and turning to YOU.

Most of my medical bills will be covered (thanks Ucare) but I gotta get through a few months without working, pay some deductables, and cover some travel expenses. Anything you could give would obviously be hugely appreciated, and I thank you for taking the time to check in. 

P.S. I am a bit scared of losing body parts but I am mostly good. First surgery is scheduled for July 24, holy sh*tballs. The second surgery is slotted for early January.

P.S.S. If you are local, please come to our Bruno's Hooters Benefit at the Middy Bar August 16th, from 3-10pm in St. Joseph, MN.