Dear Friends and Family:

For over a decade, our buddy Art Silveira has quietly and courageously dealt with a chronic case of Applephoneaphobia. Some of you may be more familiar with the non-medical term for this disease – Stubbornidis. This condition primarily affects balding men over 50 who struggle with adapting to the modern world and prefer to live in their own reality believing that all that is old is good. While Art carries the weight of this horrible condition, it’s the family that bears the real brunt of it. Dropped calls to his beautiful girls, Christy having to download common apps for Art because he can’t do it himself, and even his friends feel the sting. Entire group chats that just breakdown because he has fallen victim to this horrible scourge. Art and his entire family need our help. Here’s how we can do so.

Art turns 58 this February 14th. His family is asking that we all contribute just $5.00 to help Art turn the corner and buy a new phone. Pictures of his current phone are posted here (Viewer discretion is Advised). We are confident that with this show of support, Art can recover and move forward with his telecommunications life. If for some reason the condition is just too difficult and Art loses his battle to adapt, Christy is committed to donating the money raised to her favorite charity: WAOA (Wives Against Old Androids).

Thanks for your Love and Concern,

Charlie