Hello, I'm Marty. I'm writing on behalf of myself and my St. Bernard (Bill). We live in Michigan and its cold and we are old. Soooooo.... what better way to get out of the cold and do something for my country then to head south in a nice SUV and build a Border wall made out of pricker bushes. If your first thought is this guy must be crazy, I say to you 'crazy like a fox'. Ya see, here's my plan. I'm watching the news, and our great president is having a problem funding his WALL. Soooooo, I was thinking when I was a kid, the best way to keep me out of my neighbors front yard was those purple pricker bushes. The old woman that owned the houses with the pricker bushes in my neighborhood ( and yours) never had any problem keeping me and my hoodlum friends out of their yards. In fact, while keeping me out of their yards they also gained the reputation as the meanest people in my neighborhood. They had 100% security from everyone on two or four legs. The President will not have to deal with all those mean ole Senators and Congresspeople or Mexicans that will not pay for his wall or Steel fence or what ever he thinks of next. Pricker Bushes. That's my plan.... How do you like me now? OK, so I just finished reading " The Art of the Deal' written by my President and I'm thinking how do (I) pay for the great WALL ( pricker bushes) and it dawns on me. I Don't, You do....but let's worry about that later. For now I need to brand the WALL (pricker bushes), soooo.... BRANDING.....like the Staple Center or Comerica Park. Maybe the Home Depot Pricker Bush Wall.....anywho, your donations will help Bill and I on our journey as soon as January 10th. This will give us time to find a comfortable SUV as well as a couple million seeds and some water (water optional). I know how to get to San Diego so don't worry about that. We plan on doing a short layover in Las Vegas for some much needed recreation and then we are OFF. Picture the great beauty a purple pricker bush will offer Americans and Mexicans as well as all those people MY President told me are rushing the border. I picture hundreds of millions of gate crasher's stopping along the border to picnic under the pricker bushes ( which can grow as high as 8 feet ) buying a plot of land along the border ( in Mexico), building homes and schools and hospitals, and living the Mexican dream. Please do not donate for Bill and I to take a vacation to warmer climates. DO THIS FOR OUR COUNTRY. DO IT FOR OUR AMERICA. THANK YOU..........P.S.....I will make sure to do a daily accounting of money spent in case we need more.