A Gainer for a Gainer: Help Yağız Yamak Bulk Up Before the Wind Blows Him Away

Meet Yağız Yamak — a guy so skinny, you could probably see through him if the lighting was right. He’s the kind of person who disappears behind a lamppost and still somehow manages to get blown away by a gentle breeze. For years, Yağız has been the reigning champion of “too light to fight gravity,” but now he’s ready to change the game.

This summer, Yağız dreams of bulking up so much that when he walks into a room, plastic chairs tremble in fear. He wants to stop being mistaken for a coat hanger and start being known as “bro” unironically. His secret weapon? Strawberry-flavored mass gainer (because vanilla is for quitters) plus a strict diet of chicken, rice, and pasta — the holy trinity of gains.

We’re raising $300 to buy him 3 tubs of this magical powder and fuel the journey to actual human weight. Your support will help Yağız go from “Is that a breeze?” to “Whoa, bro, you lift?” By the end of 3 months, we want him to cast a shadow (yes, an actual shadow) and wear a hoodie that fits like a glove — not like a tent.

Every dollar brings him closer to becoming a legend who can finally bench press more than his grocery bags. So if you’ve ever wanted to say “I helped make a guy heavier,” here’s your chance. Let’s bulk Yağız up, one scoop at a time.

With love and endless gratitude,

Yağız’s loyal friends — the ones who have been carrying him all this time