Wellness Expert Who Is Not Well

Hi Guys- 

I've come into some financial troubles because my body is attacking me and I just found out that I have an early stage of Cervical cancer. 

Due to the fact that I have a full-time job and steady flow of income, I cannot afford the high Obamacare premiums. At the same time, I cannot afford to sign up for private health insurance (let's be honest, I make money, but I don't make THAT much money). 
I'm currently waiting on the VA to determine qualification for covering the health expenses for the treatments that I will need. 

At this point, I have paid everything out-of-pocket and it's putting me under a great amount of stress...and I heard stress isn't too good for beating cancer. 

Pan-handling and asking for donations makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable. SO in exchange for your help, I have decided to open up my private client list and offer services ranging from facials, to body treatments, to energy work, and full-body work ups. I am using my expertise as a CIDESCO diplomat, a Reiki Master, and Master Hypnotist, to ask if we can make a trade. 

I want to thank you SO MUCH for taking the time to read this, let alone helping me out with this problem that has come up. I am grateful.

Here is a menu of services with their values attached: 

$5- Skin Analysis with treatment plan 

$10- Skin analysis with treatment plan and product recommendations 

$11-$30- Flash Facial 

$31-$50- Flash Oxygen Facial 

$51-$100- A Comprehensive Facial 

$101-$200- A Comprehensive Oxygen Facial OR a 1-hour body-treatment 

$201-$500- A 2-hour customized session to include energy work, body work, and/or facial (details will be personalized based on need) 

$500+- All of the above+my unwavering dedication to make your life a prority (an on-call Life Coach)