Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

After witnessing Christian plow his sports car into an oak tree at 100 MPH on the road we LIVE on I have decided to leave him a great big reminder that slow is smooth and smooth is fast. 

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A big old cadillac with no balls and a drop top is what we are after.  A big reminder that its totally cool to drive slow. If you have the priveledge to know Christian, you would know he's the greatest guy on the planet. He'd give you the shirt off his back if he was freshly showered and he works harder than a nightwalker on an aircraft carrier. 

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He's like a brother to me and if there is anything that sticks out in my mind about big man it would be the sheer joy he expressed while driving our friends 1970 Cadillac Coup DeVille convertible this summer.  So, when he comes back in May I'd like to throw him a big party and give him a big belated birthday gift. 

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He got a big break when they were able to stitch his heart back together so I want this car to be a forever reminder for him of how many people love him, how we would prefer he stays alive and also how it's totally cool to drive slow. Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. 

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Also, he could use a nice girlfriend to wash his socks or at least encourage him to pick them up and wash them more often so if you have any nice friends that could use a big man with a big heart we can put them in the car in May. 

All the best friends!

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Donations

  • Jay Watson 
    • $50 
    • 31 mos
  • Patrick Martin 
    • $100 
    • 32 mos
  • Mark Langevin 
    • $500 
    • 32 mos
  • Jason Grenier 
    • $100 
    • 32 mos
  • Anonymous 
    • $10 
    • 32 mos
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Organizer and beneficiary

Christopher Manring 
Organizer
Sterling, MA
Marie Langevin 
Beneficiary
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