I need help

This is really hard for me to say but I just have to say it.

I saw a black Burberry trench coat the other day and I felt that I was very drawn to it even though I couldn’t afford it. I thought, “That’s weird, I know I can’t afford this, and yet I want it so badly. What’s wrong with me.”

And that’s when I realized. I identify as rich.

My whole life I’ve been living a life that is not mine as an upper-middle class person. But inside I have been rich this whole time, and I haven’t been able to live my life honestly.

I’m a rich person and I like luxurious things, yet I’ve been stuck in this non-rich person’s body. So I’m asking for help. I want this Burberry trench coat, and I feel like it will be the first step to help me live my authentic life as a rich person.

And you might think, “Why would I help you take steps to live your life as a rich person and be your true self when there are more severe things happening in the world?

That’s a great point.

If you feel it in your heart to help me take that first step to living as an openly rich person, please, help me get this coat. Thank you