Buy Me A Sword

Please donate a few dollars in order for me to buy a sword. I’ve always wanted one and I think it would be a positive addition to my life for 4 main reasons. 1. Protection A sword would help me protect my roommates and I during the nighttime 2. Sexual attraction I feel that with a sword I will have a better chance to keep my girlfriend as girls are known to like swords 3. Easy bread cutting on the go With a sword on my waist I would easily cleave bread in two anywhere and anytime 4. Honor The possession of a blade would help me accrue honor as I would vanquish way more foes

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Sam Crockford 
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Quaker Hill, CT
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