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This  process will take place in seven phases. The first phase which is currently happening as I am writing this will consist of me being wrapped up,(in layers) dressed up, tapped up and gift wrapped in art, mummy wrapping, and paper gift wrapping supplies collection(hot glue gun, cotton balls, toilet paper, paper towels, receipt paper rolls, copy paper reams, bubble wrap, black posterboard, brown kraft paper, colored posterboard, art kraft paper rolls, all lifesize, seasonal, educational paper costumes(leprechaun, Indian, snowman, mummy, human christmas tree,pumpkin head costume, paper chains, various paper clothes/outfits) & superhero paper capes will be hand krafted before being wrapped and taped to me, shrink wrapped,ductaped, office scotch tape, scotch gift wrap tape,packing tape, construction paper reams, wrapped in more layers of paper and permanently taped up into it) THAT'S BROUGHT TOO MY HOUSE!!!!!!! The second phase will consist of me being loading into vehicle(s) via dollie taken to select schools and cvs's in my city. CVS: we will  buy all the poster board  they have on shelf so it can be wrapped around me and tapped up to me. Select schools; we will locate/go into their staff workroom,teachers lounge, teacher's resource room, teacher resource center,or whatever you want to call it; we will find/locate their bulletin board paper roll racking system and pull various lengths of paper from the rolls and having them wrapped about my body and taped up!!! we will also raid every classroom to see if and use any & all  large rolls of paper at select schools!!! The third phase; I'm a big supporter of small businesses so we'll go to my  favorite small business better known as Barnett Educational Supplies Savannah, GA where they will be responsible for wrapping me up as a nice pretty package before being sent to Bible Baptist Church. Fourth phase: Bible Baptist Church Savannah, GA. We will order following supplies online; lifetime supply of: ductape, masking tape, packing tape, scotch giftwrap tape, scotch office magic tape, skrink wrap, copy paper, receipt paper rolls,(adding machine paper rolls) construction paper, large rolls of construction paper, crêpe paper rolls, butcher paper rolls, large rolls of bulletin board paper, white tissue paper rolls, white & brown Kraft paper rolls, bubble wrap, packing penutts, industrial rolls of toilet paper, industrial paper towel rolls, newsprint paper rolls, poster board, aluminum foil rolls, jumbo rolls of Christmas gift wrap, heavyweight spectra art-kraft duo-finish paper rolls, lightweight rainbow colored Kraft paper rolls) will be set up in station's inside the gym. 5th phase: I will be delivered to international paper mill to be flattened and get wound up on jumbo size paper reel, roll will be wrapped in brown paper sheet and warehoused for several hours while custom size shipping boxes are being made for yours truly. sixth phase; I will be brought back to Bible Baptist (via flatbed truck) still wound up within the jumbo paper reel, roll wrapped and strapped down, i will be carefully removed from the jumbo paper reel to be put inside custom size shipping box,tapped up,  gift wrapped and temporarily buried in shallow grave. Seventh and final phase; torture(I will be layed down on & put /pulled through the paper machine, there will be one large sheet of paper underneath my body and one large sheet of paper that will lay overtop of my body from above. I will be glued, stapled & permanently sealed up into the paper)( repeat process x number of times)( then I will be wound up on jumbo size paper reels x number of times) and then after life.(large rolls of black Kraft paper)(wrapped in layers upon layers of black Kraft paper, given new head of hair and facial features,my body will be made new once again, i will have new clothes permanently painted on, finally I will be set free for all eternity. Select schools: Windsor elementary, Windsor high, Bartlett stem academy, Hesse k-8, isles of hope stem k-8, Oglethorpe charter school, Juliette low, H.v. Jenkins high school, Spencer elementary, white bluff elementary school, Savannah Christian preparatory school, and Calvary day school. Select CVS stores: abercorn Street Southside, Montgomery crossroads, sandfly GA, victory dr. & Skidaway rd., Abercorn Street, & derenne ave.. Various paper mills include: international paper, pacon corporation, and lots of local paper factory(s) throughout and all over/across the USA, Paper Kraft shopping bag mill, sublimation paper mill, bubble wrap mill, shrink wrap mill, aluminum foil mill, cotton balls mill, school poster board paper mill, newsprint paper mill, white & brown Kraft paper mill, gift wrap paper mill. Various items need ordered: lifetime supply of blue and green monster energy drinks, aderall, mountain dew, cokes, and Starbucks doubleshot mocha cold coffee drinks & Starbucks white chocolate cold coffee drinks.and Starbucks tripleshot coffee mocha cold coffee drinks.

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Spencer Carleton 
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Savannah, GA
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