Help Me Buy Google Glass

I recently got an invite to participate in the Google Glass Explorer program. Problem is, I currently do not have the funding to cover the $1800ish and some change expense of joining. This is the $1500 cost of getting the device, another $245 to get the prescription frames and taxes.After that I have to actually get lenses as well. I'm going to pony up as much as I can but that may take forever!

With any donation, you'll at minimum get my thanks, photos of the device (with and without me wearing) and a shout out in any application I write (when appropriate). I'm not sure how to emulate up up, down down, left right, left right, a b b a with a device with no keyboard but I will try to figure it out.