Send Thelsea to New York!!!

Hey guys! If you're reading this, then you probably know who I am and where I come from. Long ago, I was just a poor, homely girl with a troubled past, no place to live, no aspirations, and nothing left to lose. Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Wait, that's not it:.Everything changed when I was offered an AMAZING INTERNSHIP at CollegeHumor. This is the opportunity of a lifetime, guys. I'M GOING TO NEW YORK CITY TO WORK UNDER THE FUNNIEST MOST TALENTED PEOPLE ON THE PLANET!!! As an aspiring writer, it's obviously a dream come true for me. I might actually get to write and contribute to my favorite website in the world. Unfortunately, I'm very VERY poor, and New York is very VERY expensive. The internship is part-time and minimum wage, so I'll need to get a job up there, but until that can happen, I'm gonna be broke as a friggin' joke. I won't be able to afford a plane ticket, food, or the first month's rent. So while I search for a job, the simple fact is that I need help. I'm the first person in my family to go to college, so it's difficult to find financial support these days, especially from the fam. So now I'm looking for financial support from you guys! Honestly, I never thought I'd be here. I never thought I was gonna make much of myself; I don't think anybody did. BUT, I got a few scholarships and took out approximately $3 billion in loans, got myself to college and now I'm working as hard as I can to make the people who care about me proud. This is just a step to accomplishing that. So please, give me all of your money. Not really, but any donation would be monumentally appreciated. I swear I'll put it to good use. Thank you so much.


-Thelsea Harmon