Some hoe had the audacity to hit the one and only Shirley Poole. It is UNJUST that she has to go through this traumatic experience. She may be an inanimate object but she revs like a true Sheila. This event took place whilst her owner was getting an education and no note was left. She has to pay for this criminal act herself and you best believe she has less money than a homeless man living next to central station.
As seen above, Shirley used to be a young fit lady who deserves to feel rejuvenated once more.