<div>THE EVIL AGENDA ️
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<div>Coming soon to a neighborhood near you… COMPASSION.
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<div>THE EVIL AGENDA PRESENTS: THE HOUSE OF HESTIA
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<div>A shelter. A soup kitchen. A scandal.
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<div>Because nothing says “villainy” like hot soup and a warm bed.
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<div>Coming soon to a quiet corner of your town...
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<div>A terrifying new plot to care for the community.
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<div>The House of Hestia — named after the Greek goddess of hearth, home, and warmth.
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<div>Cute, right? Until you realize what they’re really up to…
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<div>They want to give people a place to sleep.
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<div>Feed them actual food. For free.
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<div>Keep an eternal flame of kindness burning.
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<div>Can you imagine the consequences?
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<div>• Less suffering
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<div>• More dignity
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<div>• People feeling seen and valued
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<div>What kind of world are we building here?!
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<div>Where does it stop?! Will we start treating everyone like they matter??
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<div>☠️ Free Meals
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<div>☠️ Warm Beds
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<div>☠️ Showers and Hope
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<div>It’s anarchy. It’s chaos. It’s... basic human decency.
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<div>‍♂️ Join the darkness. Or, you know, donate.
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<div><strong>ALERT: A nefarious plan is unfolding in our town...</strong>
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<div>It’s called The Evil Agenda and it involves feeding hungry people.
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<div>Next thing you know, they’ll be trying to solve homelessness.
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<div><strong>Join the chaos. Support the shelter. Embrace the darkness of empathy.</strong>
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<div>Want to support the sinister spread of stability and compassion?
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<div><strong>Help The Evil Agenda fund the House of Hestia and make life shockingly livable for people in need.</strong>
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<div>Donate today. Fuel the flame. Burn down indifference.
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<div>In order to help fund The House of Hestia, The Evil Agenda Presents:
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<div>THE HOUSE OF HATHOR
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<div>A gay bar so generous, it funds a homeless shelter.
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<div>Scandalous.
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<div>Headline:
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<div>“The Evil Agenda STRIKES AGAIN—Now with Drag Shows and Humanitarian Aid.”
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<div>That’s right. They’ve taken the next step in their wicked plan to uplift the world:
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<div>A bar. A temple. A glitter-covered gateway to community care.
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<div>Campaign Copy:
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<div>Named after Hathor, the Egyptian goddess of love, beauty, music, and joy (aka your favorite party deity), The House of Hathor is the latest front in The Evil Agenda’s horrifying plot:
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<div>• Serving cocktails.
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<div>• Throwing dance parties.
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<div>• Hosting drag shows, queer open mics, and karaoke nights.
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<div>• And funneling the profits straight into... a homeless shelter.
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<div>That’s right:
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<div>While you’re out there living your best life, they’re secretly using your bar tab to feed the hungry and house the unhoused at their sister location, The House of Hestia.
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<div>The nerve.
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<div>Think bars should just serve drinks and not, you know, uplift humanity?
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<div>Then stay home.
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<div>But if you’re into a little sparkle with your social justice...
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<div>Come to The House of Hathor.
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<div>Drink up. Dance hard.
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<div>Fund the flame!
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The "Evil" Agenda aka The Houses of Hope

Just $377$ to go! Make an impact.

The "Evil" Agenda aka The Houses of Hope

Just $377 to go!
Make an impact.