Amber's relief fund

So. I can't begin to express how humiliating this is, but I've reached a point where I have to ask you guys for help. My life here was once an unpleasant struggle, but is now a sordid Draconian tale of epic stature. The meager funds I was going to use to travel home have been taken from me, and I will officially be homeless on September 11th -- yep...you heard me...and this is no exaggeration. I don't have anywhere else to turn now, or I would. If you've got a few bucks to spare, that will get me 20 more miles down the road. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi -- you're my only hope.