Victims of the Cleveland Draft

Ever year on a Thursday in April, an atrocity occurs to ruin the lives of a few poor souls. Men that have spent years playing and training to make it in the NFL, only to have their careers destroyed before they even start. Those frightening words that keep athletes up at night: "....the Cleveland Browns select..."

By donating today we can send flowers, and possibly provide a therapy session for the player who is inevitably going to be a shell of his former self by the end of the night. At the very least it will be used as a bar tab at a Browns Backers bar to quell the tears of grown men and women on a Sunday afternoon.

Edit [5/1/16]
Because some are not smart enough to see into the satire: The proceeds are not going to a charity of any kind and will be used to specifically buy the following:
•a get well soon card (for Coleman)
•1 beer at a Columbus, OH Browns backers bar (for me)
•tissues for after losses (for Coleman)
•shipping costs (to send to Coleman)
•and the balance on a gift card to Winking Lizard to be used for beer (for Coleman)
I will box it up and mail it to them at:
Cleveland Browns
Attn: Corey Coleman
76 Lou Groza Blvd
Berea, OH 44017

Lastly, for the overly sensitive individuals, it is going to be under $30 total.  Take a deep breath, learn to appreciate some sarcasm, and spell check your responses.