CITIZEN LOBBYISTS FOR CONGRESS!!!!

The Senate just voted to let internet service providers SELL YOUR PRIVATE INTERNET HISTORY  with Senate Joint Resolution 34 (H. Res. 230).  Great idea!  Please donate and lobby the Senators who decided this was a brilliant idea.  We want to make sure that even in THEIR private lives, they are being properly lobbied and marketed to become better bargain shopppers, so we are supporting H. Res 230 and intend to purchase their private browsing history, and help them on their path to "thrifty consumerism."  All donations collected will go towards securing the House Freedom Caucus members and other select members who didn't have a Vee8 that morning.  REMEMBER>>>> the highest bidder buys the info - YOUR INFO.  Receipts will be made public record (as will the data purchased) and funds leftover will go to the highest voted charity via a survey monkey poll (receipt again, notorized and provided).  Thank you, if you read this.
- A.C Citizen