Teeth for Biff Rose!

During supper on August 8th, 2014, Biff Rose took a bite of spaghetti and all of his teeth fell out.  The folks at Trust Dental in Tijuana are standing by.  For $10,000, they will give Biff a new set of pearly whites so that his girlfriend "Rocky" (Jenny Rockwell ... AKA "Propaganda for Higher") will be able to again say "Bite Me!" (and prepare meals besides jello and tomato bisque).  Be sure to watch the music video Rocky made for the cause, featuring starcrossed molars and Lisa Light ("El Elle") and her R&B masterpiece: "Indentured." But wait there's more! No contribution to Biff Rose's dental implant fund is too small (or too big).  Donate to receive a copy of singer/songwriter/piano player Biff Rose's album Roast Beef.* Because of donors like you, Biff Rose, will forever be INDENTURED!  

* Roast Beef was produced by Michael Nesmith of the MONKEES.  It was made in ONE sitting straight through.  Vinyl in '76, with a break between sides 1 and 2 for coffee, one cream, one sugar.  Some of Biff's diehard fans consider Roast Beef to be his best album.  We have a limited number of shrinkwrapped original copies sealed with the Pacific Arts label sticker.  And unlimited CDs and digital downloads.  See reward levels for more details, but know that even a $1 helps .... and you'll getcher digital download no matter what you donate!  Just click on a reward level ... or click on "donate a different amount." Thanks everybody for contributing to Biff's teeth!