Benji Appreciation Society

To our Benji; Downloader (form.) & HFUN member,

It’s been great sharing this epic adventure!

And this one has truly been one to remember,

For so many reasons- filth and splendour!
 

Whilst everyone brings something special to the group,

This year you stood out – it was collectively understood,

That we needed to show you our appreciation,

For our one and only, so much-loved, Parisian.


From helping with tickets, shelter, being our translator;

To chauffeur, tree-climber & shit-cunt negotiator;

My god, even a hospital tour-operator;

Hitchhiker and (in return) coffee & cake facilitator!


For wiping our tears then making us laugh until we cried.

For wearing full make-up (well) and with the upmost pride.

For generally making us feel so awesome inside.

Thank you - we love you!  From all of us – Worldwide!

 

PS. Benji - may we stress this is NOT a reward,

It is simply a case that we have ‘paid it forward’.

Admittedly, it’s come around quicker than you had envisaged;

But, what do you expect, from us Space Force Wizards?!?!

 

CHEEEESEBURGEEEEER!!!!!!