'Fuck! Where's my truck?'
Dear fellow human being,
My friend Alex broke her leg playing roller derby a month ago, making her temporarily handicapped. Instead of picking the lush fruits of such privileged condition, Lady Fortuna decided to throw in a little extra touch of sour: her truck got towed from her street because one of the neighbors complained about it being in the same spot for more than 12hrs (some obscure bylaw only enforced upon receiving complaints).
Alex only found out two weeks later when she received a letter from the city stating her truck had been towed and explaining how to retrieve it - in the meantime the costs had gone up more than what Coinbase charges to get your hands on some freakin' Bitcoin.
Of course the goal of this gofundme is not what is described above - or is it?
No, it's just that my friend Alex is the 2nd funniest person on my Facebook - I am sure many of her friends would agree - so I am hoping that by helping her out (by doing this) she will never use her unmatched wit to make fun of me.
26 december 2017 - 21:24 ·
i don’t actually even know anything about astrology I kind of make it up as i go. i just like to talk about it because my sun is in my third house so gathering and interpreting information is a huge part of my sense of self
Her social media updates have helped many deal with the struggles of modern day life, so it would only be fair for her to get some help in her darkest hour, right after Christmas, with her leg broken, her truck towed and her hopes and dreams for starting the New Year as the rock star she is, shattered.
You can't always help a friend, but today you can help a stranger.