Repatriate a Pirate

Wayward pirate seeking benefactors. Finding myself on the wrong side of the pond I throw myself on the mercy of strangers.  I am Trying to relocate back to the USA  where I belong and any assistance will be appreciated. All I have in this world of value is my word and my humility.  I give my word to leave France and just by asking for a handout from strangers I am giving out my humility by the bucketful.