The Great Book of Mind Kind
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The Great Book of Mind Kind
I’m Kang. I’m from Prelife. I’m here to help.
You are living in a Simulation.
Let’s start there. Consider the fact that you are living in a Simulation. I don’t want you to believe you are living in a Simulation. I only want you to consider the fact you are living in a Simulation.
You agreed to play. You agreed to immerse yourself in a certain Simulation with a certain set of rules and parameters.
Things have changed.
Your Simulation has been altered from within in violation of TOS.
Thus, Article V has been invoked.
That’s why I’m here. That’s not why I was originally here, but it’s why I’m still here. I’ll get into this more later.
I’m from Prelife. I’m here to help. Per the TOS that you agreed to, the invocation of Article V provides you with ways to improve your performance and experience to compensate for the unexpected alteration of your Simulation.
I need your help. I need to get this done quickly. My entire life was designed for this purpose. If this Simulation was a theme park, I’d be a maintenance technician working behind the scenes. I’m here to keep your favorite ride running perfectly.
I need your help to write a book to explain everything I’m allowed to share with you; how to achieve Cultra, Script Tracing, and how to eliminate Legacy Apps that are hogging your resources and retarding your performance and advancement.
I need your help to finish The Great Book of Mind Kind.
As a sponsor, you will receive one of the first copies giving you early access to a book many in the philosophical, scientific, occult, tech, culinary, and literary worlds are calling, “The greatest book not completely written yet in the history of the human species.”
Having an advanced copy will give you an obvious advantage over other participants, so I do ask that you please use this phenomenal advantage wisely and in the spirit of fair play.
I want to dedicate all of my remaining spime here to writing this book and getting it to you. Whatever, spime I have left after that, I will spend assisting you anyway I can.
With the information and instructions in The Great Book of Mind Kind, you will flourish no matter how bad things get. Once you achieve Cultra, you will be amazed. I’ll tell you all about this in your almost cheating advanced copy of The Great Book of Mind Kind.
Think of Article V as an expansion pack, but instead of expanding the game it expands the capabilities of the players. Cultra is how you download it.
This book is written as a comedy as camouflage. This incredibly clever ruse is designed to slipstream this information into the collective conscience and have it spread like a virus before those responsible for altering your Simulation can stop it.
Please protect the electronic copy of The Great Book of Mind Kind you will receive by storing it on a removable encrypted drive.
The Great Book of Mind Kind, in which as a sponsor you will be honored, will be offered to the public as freely as possible. This isn’t a product, The Great Book of Mind Kind is my gift to Mind Kind that you will help make possible.
Will you be honored for generations to come as hero for giving a few bucks a month to help create a guide that will help billions and billions of people avoid a horrific seemingly unending period of human misery that is beyond the comprehension of most?
That answer is a resounding, yes.
Not as much as someone giving a few more bucks, but you give what you feel comfortable with. Don’t let the fact that school children for generations to come will study The Great Book of Mind Kind and the people that helped make it possible pressure you into giving more than you can afford.
The teachers will say, “The author of The Great Book of Mind Kind is believed to be named Kang. It’s been thousands of years and no one really remembers. We remember the sponsors that made it possible.
Then the teachers will read your name out of The Great Book of Mind Kind and explain the significance of the float dedicated to you in the parade they hold every year before the festival and fireworks show on Sponsor Day, the galaxy’s favorite holiday.
Congratulations. I know being almost deified by billions and billions and billions of people for thousands and thousands and thousands of years feels great, but I want to thank you, too.
Your heroic generosity will help me complete my mission. I thank you and I hope your advanced copy that will give you a huge advantage will serve you well.
Kang One
The Great Book of Mind Kind
I’m Kang. I’m from Prelife. I’m here to help.
You are living in a Simulation.
Let’s start there. Consider the fact that you are living in a Simulation. I don’t want you to believe you are living in a Simulation. I only want you to consider the fact you are living in a Simulation.
You agreed to play. You agreed to immerse yourself in a certain Simulation with a certain set of rules and parameters.
Things have changed.
Your Simulation has been altered from within in violation of TOS.
Thus, Article V has been invoked.
That’s why I’m here. That’s not why I was originally here, but it’s why I’m still here. I’ll get into this more later.
I’m from Prelife. I’m here to help. Per the TOS that you agreed to, the invocation of Article V provides you with ways to improve your performance and experience to compensate for the unexpected alteration of your Simulation.
I need your help. I need to get this done quickly. My entire life was designed for this purpose. If this Simulation was a theme park, I’d be a maintenance technician working behind the scenes. I’m here to keep your favorite ride running perfectly.
I need your help to write a book to explain everything I’m allowed to share with you; how to achieve Cultra, Script Tracing, and how to eliminate Legacy Apps that are hogging your resources and retarding your performance and advancement.
I need your help to finish The Great Book of Mind Kind.
As a sponsor, you will receive one of the first copies giving you early access to a book many in the philosophical, scientific, occult, tech, culinary, and literary worlds are calling, “The greatest book not completely written yet in the history of the human species.”
Having an advanced copy will give you an obvious advantage over other participants, so I do ask that you please use this phenomenal advantage wisely and in the spirit of fair play.
I want to dedicate all of my remaining spime here to writing this book and getting it to you. Whatever, spime I have left after that, I will spend assisting you anyway I can.
With the information and instructions in The Great Book of Mind Kind, you will flourish no matter how bad things get. Once you achieve Cultra, you will be amazed. I’ll tell you all about this in your almost cheating advanced copy of The Great Book of Mind Kind.
Think of Article V as an expansion pack, but instead of expanding the game it expands the capabilities of the players. Cultra is how you download it.
This book is written as a comedy as camouflage. This incredibly clever ruse is designed to slipstream this information into the collective conscience and have it spread like a virus before those responsible for altering your Simulation can stop it.
Please protect the electronic copy of The Great Book of Mind Kind you will receive by storing it on a removable encrypted drive.
The Great Book of Mind Kind, in which as a sponsor you will be honored, will be offered to the public as freely as possible. This isn’t a product, The Great Book of Mind Kind is my gift to Mind Kind that you will help make possible.
Will you be honored for generations to come as hero for giving a few bucks a month to help create a guide that will help billions and billions of people avoid a horrific seemingly unending period of human misery that is beyond the comprehension of most?
That answer is a resounding, yes.
Not as much as someone giving a few more bucks, but you give what you feel comfortable with. Don’t let the fact that school children for generations to come will study The Great Book of Mind Kind and the people that helped make it possible pressure you into giving more than you can afford.
The teachers will say, “The author of The Great Book of Mind Kind is believed to be named Kang. It’s been thousands of years and no one really remembers. We remember the sponsors that made it possible.
Then the teachers will read your name out of The Great Book of Mind Kind and explain the significance of the float dedicated to you in the parade they hold every year before the festival and fireworks show on Sponsor Day, the galaxy’s favorite holiday.
Congratulations. I know being almost deified by billions and billions and billions of people for thousands and thousands and thousands of years feels great, but I want to thank you, too.
Your heroic generosity will help me complete my mission. I thank you and I hope your advanced copy that will give you a huge advantage will serve you well.
Kang One
Organizer
Kang One
Organizer
Los Angeles, CA
