Demand The Cure for Pesky Vagina

$600 goal

Campaign created 1 month ago
Amy Blackwell  SCOTTSDALE, AZ
We have suffered long enough!
Pesky Vagina is a mortifying ailment that too many women are suffering from. Our goal is to spread awareness and help others battling this terrible affliction. We need your help today!!

History of Pesky Vagina
Pesky Vagina was discovered in the early 1800’s, but was widely passed off as just lady troubles. Treatments were highly ineffective and included, but were not limited to: shouting at the vagina, high doses of opium and manual uterine massage.

Pesky Vagina Awareness
Today’s treatments are far more civilized. Some effective treatments have been medicinal marijuana and the popular “Magic Wand” personal massager. Doctors are working around the clock to find a cure, but in the meantime, we must bring Pesky Vagina knowledge to the masses.


Could YOU be one of the millions of people affected by Pesky Vagina?


Have you are a loved one experienced any of the following symptoms?

-Irritability

-Bloating

-Unrealistic expectations

-Irrationality

-Crying in parking lots

-Lowered sexual appetite

-Voracious appetite for salty goods

-Difficulty making decisions

-Irrationality

-The desire to drink 7 bottles of wine (or 3 boxes)

-Anxiety

-Low self-esteem/implementation of "fat pants"

-Irrationality

-Chocolate cravings

-Fits of rage

-Poor sexual choices

-Ill-advised texting

-Frequent visits to restaurants ending in -Berto's

-Compulsion to threaten bodily harm

-Water retention

or Irrationality?

Then YOU or your LOVED ONE may be suffering from Pesky Vagina!



WE SAY IT IS TIME TO DEMAND THE CURE!!!


In order to spread awareness of Pesky Vagina, we are asking for your financial support in order to get the word out. This awful condition has gone under the radar for far too long and with your help, we can get the information out to those that desperately need it.

Your contribution will help supply  the following*:

-Poster boards, markers and glitter for yard signs

-Facebook boosts

-Nail polish remover

-7 bottles of wine (or 3 boxes)

-Chocolate

-Magic Wands

-Calendars with cats on them

-Airtime on the hit podcast Demand The Cure

-Moderately produced videos explaining treatment options

-More chocolate

-Jiu Jitsu training

-Self help books

-Pesky Vagina cards for sufferers

-Puppies

-Literally crap tons of chocolate

REWARDS!!

-Donations of $1 or more will receive a personalized "thank you" on an upcoming episode of Demand The Cure podcast

-Donations of $10 or more and we will receive a personalized thank you email including flattering compliments.

-Donations of $25 will receive a complimentary Demand The Cure bracelet along with the aforementioned rewards.

-Donations of $100 or more will receive all the above rewards along with a romantic essay of the topic of your choosing.



*This GoFundMe is brought to you by the Demand The Cure Comedy podcast (available on iTunes, Laughable and Soundcloud)

We are committed to finding a cure for Pesky Vagina and will use all funds collected to help friends in financial need.
We already know the true cure for Pesky Vagina (and basically everything) is laughter. Help us help others by donating today. Anything helps and is appreciated.

Listen to Demand The Cure and spread the word.
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Update 1
Posted by Amy Blackwell
1 month ago
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We have added some rewards!!!
REWARDS!!

-Get personally thanked on an upcoming episode of Demand The Cure podcast

-Donations of $10 or more and we will receive a personalized thank you email including flattering compliments.

-Donations of $25 will receive a complimentary Demand The Cure bracelet along with the aforementioned rewards.

-Donations of $100 or more will receive all the above rewards along with a romantic essay of the topic of your choosing.
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