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Marion Clifford looked at the minuscule sausage in her hands and felt shocked. She walked over to the window and reflected on her sunny surroundings. She had always loved derelict Madrid with its purple, panicky parks. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel shocked. Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Kevin Giantbulb. Kevin was an understanding saint with squat fingers and pink legs. Marion gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a cowardly, cowardly, brandy drinker with tall fingers and grubby legs. Her friends saw her as a bored, black banker. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a glamorous toddler. But not even a cowardly person who had once made a cup of tea for a glamorous toddler, was prepared for what Kevin had in store today. The drizzle rained like boating flamingos, making Marion concerned. As Marion stepped outside and Kevin came closer, she could see the attractive smile on his face. Kevin gazed with the affection of 8517 admirable purple puppies. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want equality." Marion looked back, even more concerned and still fingering the minuscule sausage. "Kevin, d'oh," she replied. They looked at each other with anxious feelings, like two cloudy, curved cats boating at a very hopeful snow storm, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two splendid uncles drinking to the beat. Marion regarded Kevin's squat fingers and pink legs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Marion with a delighted grin. Kevin looked delighted, his emotions blushing like a raspy, raw rock. Then Kevin came inside for a nice glass of brandy. THE END Creation will be deleted at 4:42pm unless you choose to publish it or (Published creations are available to anybody with the link.) Voting and comments are only available on published work. Auto Praise for The Minuscule Sausage "I feel like I know Marion Clifford. In a way, it feels as though I've always known her." - The Daily Tale "About as enjoyable as being hailed on whilst taking in washing that has been targeted by seagulls with the squits." - Enid Kibbler "Saying the drizzle rained like boating flamingos is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant." - Hit the Spoof "I could do better." - Zob Gloop More From Plot Generator Short Story Short Story Movie Script Movie Script Fairytale Fairytale Story Ideas Story Ideas Opening Line Opening Line Twist Twist Writer's Block Cure Writer's Block Cure Meme Meme Drabble Drabble Freestyle Freestyle Line by Line Line by Line Romance Romance Fantasy Fantasy Paranormal Romance Paranormal Romance Crime Crime Horror Horror Mystery Mystery Science Fiction Science Fiction Dystopian Dystopian Vampire Vampire Bronte Sisters Bronte Sisters Summertime Summertime Smelly Trolls Smelly Trolls Our Other Generators Name Generator Name Generator Character Generator Character Generator Dating Profile Generator Dating Profile Generator Song Lyrics Generator Song Lyrics Generator Letter Generator Letter Generator Poem Generator Poem Generator Pen Name Generator Pen Name Generator Note: This plot was generated using input from users and does not necessarily reflect the views of Plot Generator and its programmers. Contact: writer@plot-generator.org.uk | Data and Privacy Information We use cookies to help deliver the best experience on our website. This includes cookies used for analytics and helping your manage your creations. I'm okay with that You can view our privacy policy for more details.
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Campaign created 11 months ago
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