Help bring Obie & Rachelle to SASQUATCH!
Some of you have had the pleasure of meeting Obie & Rachelle, others haven't. They are the most awesome, kind, generous people in the whole entire universe (yes this is based in fact) AND they're also really fun to party with... And Rachelle is the sexiest dinosaur I've ever seen.
We had a blast with them at Coachella and would love to see their radiant faces at Sasquatch for good tunes and good times! We have also heard a rumor that if Obie & Rachelle come, Fish Magician MAY make an appearance.
So we're looking to raise funds for these rad folks. Even a dollar would be amazing! So if you've met them and they gave you bacon, bought you a jello shot, made you laugh or otherwise hooked you up, show some love! If you haven't met them and you want the opportunity to bank some major karma points AND get to hang with the legends themselves, give a dollar or two and let the good times roll!
As added incentive (and to help facilitate awesome for these two) we are offering DONATION REWARDS! Anyone who donates $5 will get to be the middle of an Eiffel Tower consisting of Sarah, Fish Magician or myself, $10 will get 3 gourmet Jell-O shooters, a $20 donation will receive a personal lapdance from Drew to "Lisztomania", a $50 donation will receive a mystery Thrift Store surprise and a $100 donation will get a super awesome secret surprise pinata filled with fun-time adult stuff!
If anyone donates $800, they get Fish Magician!!!
****Note: If Obie & Rachelle end up not coming, all donations will be refunded!