Humble and Fred's Shitter Fund

Humble and Fred have purchased their own storefront studio on The Queensway in Toronto.  Unfortunately, the studio does not have an exclusive washroom so the fellas need a little help getting one built before our first show from the new facility on October 1st.
We have determined that a washroom, that would be adequate for both Humble and Fred and guests of the show would be approximately $10.000.00
Humble and Fred Radio is a small enterprize that operates independent of all the big evil radio companies that could easily pay fo their own shitters,  so this request seems quite reasonable.
All those who donate will be recognized with donator plaques on the washroom walls.  Donations of $100.00 or more will quality for a special draw - details to come.
Please help.  Not only will your donation be appreciated by a couple of struggling businessmen, but it will be documented for the rest of time in what we hope will be a stylish, comfortable and well ventilated shitter.
Thank you so much for taking the time to read this, and even more if you continue on and donate.
After all, given our open door policy, there's a good chance that one day you'll put your arse where your money went.
Loving you,
Humble and Fred