If you like the DetroitSportsRag and don't want to donate any money (Stan Malewski TM) for the entertainment value you are receiving ... well that's cool also.
If you hate me, the DSR and want to see me dead, well, I am not sure why you are reading this.
Ok, GoFundMe is now giving me some "writing tips" with suggested questions so maybe I should answer them.
Who are you?
Some people call me Jeff Moss. Others refer to me as Joff Mess. I have other aliases such as Jiff Myst, Juff Muss, Juff Mest and That Scumbag with the Detroit sports website who torments Anthony Fenech.
Who (or what) are you raising money for?
For me. We are going to start attempting to actually make money on the DSR so contributors can get paid. This includes hopefully procuring advertisers on the Podcast as well which if all goes well could get expanded to three shows a week. If not more.
How will the money be used?
Well, I do like a horse in the 8th race at Belmont on Saturday. There is also supposedly a rub-and-tug business within walking distance of our new Podcast Detroit studio. Melissa Myst has also had her eye on a Louis Vuitton purse. That kind of stuff along with the rest of the DSR expenses like studio time and engraving Drew Sharp's name on a trophy.
How soon do we need the funds?
Pretty quick. It's either this or sell Jasper Apollonia's body out for prostitution. Which I am guessing would be more lucrative.
Why this means so much to you?
Who says it does?
How thankful will you be?
Do you even know ME?
Well, GoFundMe has run out of questions so I think we are good for this section.