Help me to play with LightSpeedGo!

Hi, 

My name is GringoBill and I'm broke af.  I would like to play Punk Rock Bowling with LightSpeedGo on May 29th, in Las Vegas.  

The rhythm guit player will be out of the country and I would like to fill in for him!  

The boys are going up and staying longer than I can, this mofo gotta get back to work to feed these three sons. 

I've researched a plane ticket leaving May 29th and flying back May 30th and a hotel room for the night.  It's about $550.  

I'd be totally stoked to go but my job dies after Q1 so I'm short on ends, therfore  I decided to panhandle on the internet like a true a**hole.  

Please make this old man's dream come true.  

I luf you <3

Sincerely,
~Gringo Bill