Help A Brother For His Birthday

This is the last known photograph of me drinking a beer. My wife claims that we cannot afford to buy beer anymore because we have kids, mortgage, car payments, and credit card bills. This whole thing started because she said I didn't pay enough attention to her or some shit like that. On August 26th, I celebrate my 32nd birthday. All I want to do is drink a bunch of beer and go fishing, but she insists that we can't afford that much beer in our budget. I dont drink very often, but when I do, I start early in the morning so a fair amount of wobbly pops can be consumed. I am using a vacation day so I have the day, I have all the minnows I need for bait to go fishing, I just need help with getting some beer money I am a very hard woking husband and a loving and devoted father of 3 great kids. I know we can afford beer, my wife is just being wicked stingy and doesnt let me keep any of my own money. Every little bet helps! Thanks everyone